getting a passport is hard

there have been several stuffups on the part of the establishment in general which have retarded my efforts to get a passport.
i have been very accomodating of these people, very polite on the phone when they WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING to tell me something else is wrong,
BUT I WOULD LIKE IT REGISTERED THAT I AM IMPRESSED BY NO-ONE HERE.
OH, and they all want too much money. it's hard to tell if i'm actually applying legitimately, or if i'm just bribing the post office.
annnnnnnnd
GO HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!
tho i try to shun the cornish strange accented one, i kinda go for a weird yorkshire/jack sparrow mix
then tha' shalt see that i truly rule the waves like the bonny lass i am!
lol
~night